[Sports] Well? have we learned anything?

So as you know i had my picks for week 14 last week and i think i did a pretty good job

Sparkman's Week 14 Record
11-3

All Time Record
11-3

See? im smart. listen to me from now on. forever.


So how many of you watched that debacle that some folks would like to call a game? i'm gonna keep it short and sweet because i know most of us dont have the attention span to read long ass stories anymore.


Without trying to sound like a whiny baby, because I am a fan, A huge fan, I realized something when I was watching the first half of the game and that epiphany was that...THE FIRE IS HERE. FLACCO IS YELLING AT PEOPLE TO DO SHIT. HES FUCKING PISSED. YEAH!!!!! HARBAUGH FINALLY GOT THE FIRE AND NOW WE CAN BE BETTER THAN EVER...

...and then halftime happened. I heard Mike Tirico say "I wonder what Gary Kubiak (Texans head coach) said to these guys in the locker room. Well Mr. Tirico ill tell you what he said. HE DIDNT SAY SHIT. THEY PLAYED THE EXACT SAME WAY THEY WERE PLAYING BEFORE THE HALF.

So now you are all asking why...why did we have such problems in the second half? I'll give you two names. Cam Cameron and Greg Mattinson. Respectively,  The Ravens Offensive Coordinator and The Ravens Defensive Coordinator. They are the ones who typically calls the plays for the Ravens. For example, do you remember that play during the Steelers game where Flacco fumbled on 3rd &2 which effectively caused us to lose the game because what should have been a run play was a pass play? and that play last night on 3rd & 2 when Joe Flacco's pass was deflected and it gave the texans back the ball when we should have just RUN THE FUCKING BALL WHICH WOULD HAVE RUN OUT THE CLOCK??? You guess it, Cam called both of those plays, and learned absolutely nothing from the previous week.


Our defense however, did save our asses, but thanks to Cam Cameron, our defense spent 12 of the 15 minutes of the 4th quarter on the FUCKING FIELD. They looked like GODDAMN RETARDS out there. Rii. TAHRDZ. doesnt help that Mr. FUCKING MATTINSON DECIDED HE WANTED TO STAY IN THE COVER TWO ALL GODDAMN NIGHT.

I would like to add a third name to the bunch. Michael Fucking Oher. How the FUCK are you gonna have a movie made about you protecting the blindside when Flacco has been sacked on that side over and over and over and over and OVER AGAIN. GET OFF MY FUCKING FIELD.

This is my plea. Mr. Harbaugh, we have an awesome team. if it wasnt for Cam Cameron's conservative play calling, we would not have lost any fucking games this season, plain and simple. we should be blowing these assholes out of the fucking water and instead of being the leader of the AFC North and #2 in the AFC like we were two weeks ago, we are now number 5 and in position to lose that spot because we play the red hot New Orleans Saints next week and not only that, our season is now in the hands of Pittsburgh and New York.

Next season, Go Coordinator shopping. Please.

Oh wait...there's gonna be a lockout...

...you got time.