[Entertainment] Miley, Michael and Marty McFly?

Loads of entertainment news today, most of you have probably heard about and dont care, or care but usually wait until you hear about it from someone who is most likely wrong.

First off today my fellow Americans, back to the Miley Cyrus bong incident. If you havent heard, Miley Cyrus...well...im gonna be lazy. click on my first random thoughts blog post in the side bar. Anyway, Bill O'Reilly, who i do not engage in any form of niggerdom with, actually said something I agree with, which is that Miley is "Pathetic" and should not be considered a role model. For those who dont know, I have a beautiful 3 year old lil girl and if she looked up to Hannah Montana (which im glad she doesnt) and Hanna went from blonde wig to performing fellatio on a microphone while crawling on a stage after sliding up and down a strippers pole, and then smoking from a fucking bong (i dont give a fuck if its salvia or weed. dont give a fuck at all. if you wanna argue some shit to me about how weed is from the earth and salvia is not illegal, fuck you. have a child that you actually give a fuck about then come back to me, preferably before 4:20 in the afternoon) and MEANWHILE, Hannah Montana episodes are STILL coming on the disney channel and saturday morning on ABC, i'd be a very upset father.

Miley/Hannah can go to fucking hell.

The Pirates of The Carribean: On Stranger Tides Trailer has hit the airwaves and I am very excited about this Mother Fuckin movie. oh whats that? I just complained about Miley yet i curse and talk about things that children shouldnt hear about? hey fuck you. im NOT on the Disney channel. My Blog isnt geared towards little girls and i wont hesitate to post another pic of Ke$ha getting ate the fuck out. try me. anywhere heres the fucking trailer.

Fuck you.

Ok ok ok. I'm sorry.


NO IM NOT FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!


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Michael Jackson's new album, "Michael" came out with ten tracks of songs that may or may not be him. Who cares? I still have Thriller, Bad, Off The Wall and Dangerous. plus that "Hold My Hand" Song sounds really good cause Akon sounds awesome in it. Will.I.Am. or...WILLIAM. YES WILLIAM, took his songs he did with Mike off the album because he just wanted to seem like he actually cares when you know about 5 years down the road he's just gonna sell the songs himself for more money. he didnt think the quality of the songs was good enough for Michael's taste. Hold My Hand Bitch.

Back To The Future is releasing a new game, released in 5 chapters for the ipod touch, iPad, PS3 and PC. according to the trailer it takes place after the third movie in 1986 when an empty Delorean appears and Marty has to find Doc before his home is sold or some shit like that. Now I want to play the game because just like most people born in or around the early to mid 80's, we love Back To the Future, and the NES GAMES SUCKED BIG BLACK BALLS. NO NO...NOT AFRICAN AMERICAN BALLS, IM TALKIN ZIMBABWEAN MANDINGO BALLS. THE KINDS THAT DROOP LOW LIKE OLD PEOPLE BALLS AND THEY GOT THOSE LOOSE STRANDS OF HAIR JUST DANGLING, AND YOU KNOW EACH HAIR HAS A FLY DRINKING THE SWEAT OFF THE TIP. OFF. THE. TIP... *ahem* but I'm confused because didn't Doc go back to the old west to live? and yeah i know the cartoon had everyone living together but nonetheless, im sure it will make more sense when the game comes out sometime this month. TRAILER!!!!!

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-Sparks